i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
When are your genitals available?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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