I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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