I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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