I don't think brook has ever known best
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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