The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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