Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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