Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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