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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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