my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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