the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
