one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
