Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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