Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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