He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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