tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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