also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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