she was so not down for the gang bang
Can Purell be used as lube?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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