didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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