Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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