So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Oh god it's open bar.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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