Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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