I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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