something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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