worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
