Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
