if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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