He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
why is half of my head shaved?
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