Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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