i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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