2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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