i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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