All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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