well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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