it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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