Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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