Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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