We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just cropdusted the office
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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