Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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