Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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