Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am naked and annoyed.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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