i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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