i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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