i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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