Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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