It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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