I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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