I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
