Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
