I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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