I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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